500个英语小笑话怎么说

Here are 500 Engpsh jokes:

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It