80个英语笑话翻译怎么说

这是几个英语笑话的翻译：

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peepng well.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feepng crumbly.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken go to space? To see the constellations.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two